Why is the Xbox One so ugly?

Hm, I was really happy with this chapter I wrote until I realized I wanted it to be in another character’s POV. So now I have to rewrite most of it.

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this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

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paulabbamondi:

All right, everyone relax. I fixed Daario.

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there was a cricket sitting on top of my computer monitor just now

i shooed it away but now i don’t know where it is and it’s probably going to jump on me and then i’ll scream and then i’ll cry

365badcomics:

365 BAD COMICS - #325
May 21, 2013

Big folk, small talk.

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

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dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

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dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

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